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Educated Raccoon Adventures! Episode 1

Educated Raccoon Adventures! Episode 1

July 3rd, 2009

If people got what they deserved I would have been murdered eight times by now.

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  1. Calculatorgun says:

    If people got what they deserved, I would have been shot, defiled, hung, brought back to life, and given a cupcake.

    *Sigh* I never did get defiled.

  2. I don't get it says:

    I thought the point of “The Fountainhead” was that we’re not entitled to JACK and we have to work hard for everything we get?

    Is the joke that the Raccoon read it and came away with the opposite impression?

    • Manuel says:


    • Richie says:

      The joke is that you’re the raccoon and you deserve to be shaved and then skinned and then shot. Several children will then read several post-modernist poems badly, while constantly asking how it’s a poem if it doesn’t rhyme. By the time they finish with the 3rd book you’ll be so out of breath from scoffing and pretending to be an intellectual that you won’t even get a boner staring at nude photos of Ayn Rand in Objectivist pamphlets like you regularly do. Now, unable even to achieve a hint of pleasure by pretending you’ve read “cool” “like, anarchist and anti-god shit, man” books on the internet, you find yourself a shell of the post-op transexual you used to be.

      It’s a year late but you deserve it.

  3. JAKE says:

    Hahaha! Nice website you got there, bros!

  4. Wardog says:

    My favorite boat crime… so far.

  5. Merkanzee says:

    I love that he’s wearing a tie.