BOAT CRIME » Comix http://www.boatcrime.com Sun, 28 Mar 2010 14:00:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Robo-King http://www.boatcrime.com/2010/03/28/robo-king/ http://www.boatcrime.com/2010/03/28/robo-king/#comments Sun, 28 Mar 2010 14:00:00 +0000 Wes http://www.boatcrime.com/2010/03/28/robo-king/ Robo-King

The problem with robot dynasties is that the king is likely to outlive the civilization. In this situation, betrayal becomes essential. Also, BEEP BEEP BORP UP WITH ALTERNATING CURRENT DOWN WITH DIRECT CURRENT BEEP]]> Robo-King

The problem with robot dynasties is that the king is likely to outlive the civilization. In this situation, betrayal becomes essential. Also, BEEP BEEP BORP UP WITH ALTERNATING CURRENT DOWN WITH DIRECT CURRENT BEEP

]]> http://www.boatcrime.com/2010/03/28/robo-king/feed/ 3 Job Interview http://www.boatcrime.com/2010/03/21/job-interview/ http://www.boatcrime.com/2010/03/21/job-interview/#comments Sun, 21 Mar 2010 14:00:00 +0000 Wes http://www.boatcrime.com/2010/03/21/job-interview/ Job Interview

The most embarrassing thing I’ve ever said during a job interview is “I love children.” Typically not a bad thing but it was in response to “What is your greatest weakness?”]]> Job Interview

The most embarrassing thing I’ve ever said during a job interview is “I love children.” Typically not a bad thing but it was in response to “What is your greatest weakness?”

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If this was a real virus I would actively send it to everyone I know.]]> Computer Problems

If this was a real virus I would actively send it to everyone I know.

]]> http://www.boatcrime.com/2010/02/21/computer-problems/feed/ 14 Contact High http://www.boatcrime.com/2010/02/12/contact-high/ http://www.boatcrime.com/2010/02/12/contact-high/#comments Fri, 12 Feb 2010 07:00:00 +0000 Wes http://www.boatcrime.com/2010/02/12/contact-high/ Contact High

Every time I try to do drugs I just end up getting broken glass all over my body and 3rd degree burns. It feels so goooood.]]> Contact High

Every time I try to do drugs I just end up getting broken glass all over my body and 3rd degree burns. It feels so goooood.

]]> http://www.boatcrime.com/2010/02/12/contact-high/feed/ 4 Autoerotic http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/12/28/autoerotic/ http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/12/28/autoerotic/#comments Mon, 28 Dec 2009 14:00:00 +0000 Wes http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/12/28/autoerotic/ Autoerotic

In the future all of the work will be done by robots. Then we will all have sex with robots. Then all of the sex will be done by robots. Humans will die off, and an alien civilization will land here to discover an entire planet of robots having sex with each other.]]> Autoerotic

In the future all of the work will be done by robots. Then we will all have sex with robots. Then all of the sex will be done by robots. Humans will die off, and an alien civilization will land here to discover an entire planet of robots having sex with each other.

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