BOAT CRIME » Comix http://www.boatcrime.com Mon, 22 Feb 2010 06:47:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Computer Problems http://www.boatcrime.com/2010/02/21/computer-problems/ http://www.boatcrime.com/2010/02/21/computer-problems/#comments Mon, 22 Feb 2010 06:30:26 +0000 Wes http://www.boatcrime.com/2010/02/21/computer-problems/ Computer Problems

If this was a real virus I would actively send it to everyone I know. ]]> Computer Problems

If this was a real virus I would actively send it to everyone I know.

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Every time I try to do drugs I just end up getting broken glass all over my body and 3rd degree burns. It feels so goooood. ]]> Contact High

Every time I try to do drugs I just end up getting broken glass all over my body and 3rd degree burns. It feels so goooood.

]]> http://www.boatcrime.com/2010/02/12/contact-high/feed/ 4 Autoerotic http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/12/28/autoerotic/ http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/12/28/autoerotic/#comments Mon, 28 Dec 2009 14:00:00 +0000 Wes http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/12/28/autoerotic/ Autoerotic

In the future all of the work will be done by robots. Then we will all have sex with robots. Then all of the sex will be done by robots. Humans will die off, and an alien civilization will land here to discover an entire planet of robots having sex with each other. ]]> Autoerotic

In the future all of the work will be done by robots. Then we will all have sex with robots. Then all of the sex will be done by robots. Humans will die off, and an alien civilization will land here to discover an entire planet of robots having sex with each other.

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The other Bomb-Dawg was out setting fire to this fella’s house, for sure. ]]> Bomb Dawgs 2

The other Bomb-Dawg was out setting fire to this fella’s house, for sure.

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My shoes don’t do anything exciting. They assume that protecting my feet from the elements is sufficient, but they could also be making phone calls, transporting me to space, or doing my taxes. Screw you, shoes. I know you are reading this. ]]> Rocket Shoes

My shoes don’t do anything exciting. They assume that protecting my feet from the elements is sufficient, but they could also be making phone calls, transporting me to space, or doing my taxes. Screw you, shoes. I know you are reading this.

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