In the future all of the work will be done by robots. Then we will all have sex with robots. Then all of the sex will be done by robots. Humans will die off, and an alien civilization will land here to discover an entire planet of robots having sex with each other.
Since BOAT CRIME is a sovereign nation and all of you are visitors to this strange watery realm, we thought it best to inform you of the laws of the land/water. Here are some BOAT CRIMES for which you could be arrested. If found guilty by a boatload of your peers, the punishment for all of the following offenses is boat execution.
That’s the list. Everything else you can think of is perfectly legal.