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Robo-King

March 28th, 2010

The problem with robot dynasties is that the king is likely to outlive the civilization. In this situation, betrayal becomes essential. Also, BEEP BEEP BORP UP WITH ALTERNATING CURRENT DOWN WITH DIRECT CURRENT BEEP


List of BOAT CRIMES

Since BOAT CRIME is a sovereign nation and all of you are visitors to this strange watery realm, we thought it best to inform you of the laws of the land/water. Here are some BOAT CRIMES for which you could be arrested. If found guilty by a boatload of your peers, the punishment for all of the following offenses is boat execution.

  • Impersonating a Boat
  • Murder in the Boat Degree
  • Boatnapping
  • Napping in a Boat
  • Grand Boat Auto
  • Reckless Floating
  • Manslaughter with a Boat
  • Boatslaughter
  • Manboat
  • Boat Trafficking
  • Jayswimming
  • Using Counterfeit Money to Pay a Hooker to Commit Perjury … on a Boat.
  • Phishing
  • Schooner Molestation
  • Fishing

That’s the list. Everything else you can think of is perfectly legal.