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Teleporter

August 11th, 2009

I’ve seen the original black-and-white version of The Fly and I’ve seen the version of The Fly that grabs you by the genitals and tells you the true story of a teleportation accident that causes Jeff Goldblum to slowly transform into a horrible fly-monster goddamn.

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  1. ghostwriter says:

    Very Nice.
    ZAP ZAP

  2. minishaw says:

    The fly uhuh just let it take control…. Really a good take on an old idea

  3. Al CaPwn says:

    What’s the average MPG rating on that model?

  4. James says:

    To be fair, I think the real spooky fact is that his car managed to fit inside the teleporter. HE could only have a sinister scheme matched only by those of Walt Disney himself! Perhaps it’s better that the accident happened, or maybe you should all come join me in my nuclear fallout shower now an Evil Scientist who can travel at 70 mph with fog lights is on the loose……

  5. Prawn Infested Bucket of Manure says:

    OH! The irony…
    He who wanted to shun transports by building a teleportation device… has become a carman! (because I suppose his lower half has become a car… kind of like a centaur…)
    He’ll be crying oil from now on, and when he’s happy he’ll shoot sparks out of his nostrils…
    He’ll be incapable of loving anyone though… in fear of causing them harm.
    What an awesome life.

  6. lolcat says:

    i’m riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit

  7. Alex says:

    MIB only put the GALAXY into a marble.

    Universe. Pfff.

  8. Drant says:

    The first thing I noticed was that his glasses seemed to grow a third lense. This sent me into a one minute time-lapse to catchy ragtime while figuring out the connection on a chalkboard on old 50′s style film.

    Took me forever to realize it was his skin got lighter..

  9. Finn says:

    This will not turn out well for Brundlecar.

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