HEY LOOK IT’S A NEW TAKE ON AN OLD JOKE. HERE’S ANOTHER:
Knock knock! Who’s there!
THAT’S IT
I lol’d pretty hard.
i’ll have what this guy had.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Who knows? It’s a fucking chicken! It’s not like you can ask it what it’s motivation towards its seemingly random road-crossing is!
How does the waiter know that the fly is a he?
It’s just a thing that waiters know. They can perceive the gender of anything from 60 paces. And waiters can take some big paces.
Yeah! Take that! Fucking fly.
Tell ya friends!!
“Now, Waiter, what is this liquid around my fly?” “I believe that’s a pool.” …”Damn swim teams.”
What does a deaf, numb, blind kid get on Christmas Day? - Cancer.
That was hurtful, yet funny. Well done
what a bunch of goons
I will be sure to show this particular comic to a friend that was stung by a bee while on a hike this weekend…he tortured (or merely inconvenienced) every insect we encountered on the way back to the car.
The revolution begins!!! ATTACK THE INSECTS!
The fly won’t bother anybody else!
This is awesome. I’d say more, but words just don’t cover how much I love this comic. It’s almost unholy.
Good… I’d hate to eat a LIVE fly!
Knock Knock!
Come in!
– yeah.
lmao
This was pretty great.
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I lol’d pretty hard.
i’ll have what this guy had.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Who knows? It’s a fucking chicken! It’s not like you can ask it what it’s motivation towards its seemingly random road-crossing is!
How does the waiter know that the fly is a he?
It’s just a thing that waiters know. They can perceive the gender of anything from 60 paces.
And waiters can take some big paces.
Yeah! Take that! Fucking fly.
Tell ya friends!!
“Now, Waiter, what is this liquid around my fly?”
“I believe that’s a pool.”
…”Damn swim teams.”
What does a deaf, numb, blind kid get on Christmas Day?
- Cancer.
That was hurtful, yet funny. Well done
what a bunch of goons
I will be sure to show this particular comic to a friend that was stung by a bee while on a hike this weekend…he tortured (or merely inconvenienced) every insect we encountered on the way back to the car.
The revolution begins!!! ATTACK THE INSECTS!
The fly won’t bother anybody else!
This is awesome. I’d say more, but words just don’t cover how much I love this comic. It’s almost unholy.
Good… I’d hate to eat a LIVE fly!
Knock Knock!
Come in!
– yeah.
lmao
This was pretty great.