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Waiter

August 9th, 2009

HEY LOOK IT’S A NEW TAKE ON AN OLD JOKE. HERE’S ANOTHER:

Knock knock!
Who’s there!

THAT’S IT

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  1. Thor says:

    I lol’d pretty hard.

  2. NUKE913 says:

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Who knows? It’s a fucking chicken! It’s not like you can ask it what it’s motivation towards its seemingly random road-crossing is!

  3. ElementalBrain says:

    How does the waiter know that the fly is a he?

    • MC Waiter (In da house) says:

      It’s just a thing that waiters know. They can perceive the gender of anything from 60 paces.
      And waiters can take some big paces.

  4. your_can says:

    Yeah! Take that! Fucking fly.

  5. Taiga Yamashita says:

    “Now, Waiter, what is this liquid around my fly?”
    “I believe that’s a pool.”
    …”Damn swim teams.”

  6. liz says:

    What does a deaf, numb, blind kid get on Christmas Day?
    - Cancer.

  7. hey says:

    what a bunch of goons

  8. lolcat says:

    I will be sure to show this particular comic to a friend that was stung by a bee while on a hike this weekend…he tortured (or merely inconvenienced) every insect we encountered on the way back to the car.

  9. Leo says:

    The fly won’t bother anybody else!

  10. Reds says:

    This is awesome. I’d say more, but words just don’t cover how much I love this comic. It’s almost unholy.

  11. Al CaPwn says:

    Good… I’d hate to eat a LIVE fly!

  12. Liam says:

    Knock Knock!

    Come in!

    – yeah.

  13. JohnnytheFuture says:

    This was pretty great.

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