My shoes don’t do anything exciting. They assume that protecting my feet from the elements is sufficient, but they could also be making phone calls, transporting me to space, or doing my taxes. Screw you, shoes. I know you are reading this.
My shoes don’t do anything exciting. They assume that protecting my feet from the elements is sufficient, but they could also be making phone calls, transporting me to space, or doing my taxes. Screw you, shoes. I know you are reading this.
Cheer up guy, there’s always next year.
Go home and get yout rocket boots, it’s only like a two minute walk
But then you’re already home and comfortable. Plus cake right after brushing your teeth feels weird.
i’d forget about brushing in the name of cake
true, true
Well, I guess you can’t have your cake and eat it too in boat crime nation.
Is this in anyway related to Jet Set/Jet grind radio?
You know what?
You know what?
I fucking try.
I work for you, and I give and I give, and what do I get back?
I get you bashing me in front of the entire internet, fuck you.
I’m done.
screw this guy, i know how to take care of you. you dont need those boring old shoes anymore. dont worry baby i’ll do everything you asked and MORE…. i’ll aerate your toes ;O