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Rocket Shoes

Rocket Shoes

December 6th, 2009

My shoes don’t do anything exciting. They assume that protecting my feet from the elements is sufficient, but they could also be making phone calls, transporting me to space, or doing my taxes. Screw you, shoes. I know you are reading this.

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Discussion (9)¬

  1. Smell E McStinkerton says:

    Cheer up guy, there’s always next year.

  2. Gale says:

    Go home and get yout rocket boots, it’s only like a two minute walk

  3. 646 says:

    Well, I guess you can’t have your cake and eat it too in boat crime nation. :-(

  4. Anonymous says:

    Is this in anyway related to Jet Set/Jet grind radio?

  5. Shoes says:

    You know what?
    You know what?
    I fucking try.

    I work for you, and I give and I give, and what do I get back?

    I get you bashing me in front of the entire internet, fuck you.
    I’m done.

    • Sandals says:

      screw this guy, i know how to take care of you. you dont need those boring old shoes anymore. dont worry baby i’ll do everything you asked and MORE…. i’ll aerate your toes ;O