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August 18th, 2009

This is a completely true thing that happens all the time.

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  1. FoodGai says:

    And here i’ve been using tapeworms all these years.

  2. Mattsfc says:

    This is a gem gentlemen, a gem.

  3. xy says:

    where do i get one?

  4. mmclennan says:

    hahah, I love how the girl with the giant bug just looks bored.
    This comic was somehow made funnier by the fact that i just read this earlier this week (http://www.swearingrobot.com/personalBattle/045.gif)

    — could have swore i already posted —
    – Mike

  5. Gabe says:

    that was delicious

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  7. Nick says:

    I too hate it when that happens.

  8. Ethan says:

    So, what’s with all the pupils/irises these days? I was under the impression sclerae were the only ocular membranes officially sanctioned by ASP affiliates.

  9. Thereminguy says:

    Is is weird to be turned on by this comic?