The problem with robot dynasties is that the king is likely to outlive the civilization. In this situation, betrayal becomes essential. Also, BEEP BEEP BORP UP WITH ALTERNATING CURRENT DOWN WITH DIRECT CURRENT BEEP

In the future all of the work will be done by robots. Then we will all have sex with robots. Then all of the sex will be done by robots. Humans will die off, and an alien civilization will land here to discover an entire planet of robots having sex with each other.

From now on when your car is due for an oil change you can refer to it as “sexually frustrated.”

There is one huge gaping hole in Jurassic park that still bothers me: When they first land on the island, the scientist lady examines the flora and remarks, “these plants have been extinct for years!” Later in the film, we are treated to a passable explanation about how they are able to clone dinosaurs from blood inside mosquitoes. This doesn’t explain, however, WHERE IN THE HELL THEY GOT THE EXTINCT PLANTS! Were there some vegetarian mosquitoes frozen in that amber, too?

Oh, and if you are wondering how he found the capsule he has a metal detector. Or he just decided to start digging holes in the desert and got really lucky on the first try. YOU DECIDE.