BOAT CRIME » Robots http://www.boatcrime.com Sun, 28 Mar 2010 14:00:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Robo-King http://www.boatcrime.com/2010/03/28/robo-king/ http://www.boatcrime.com/2010/03/28/robo-king/#comments Sun, 28 Mar 2010 14:00:00 +0000 Wes http://www.boatcrime.com/2010/03/28/robo-king/ Robo-King

The problem with robot dynasties is that the king is likely to outlive the civilization. In this situation, betrayal becomes essential. Also, BEEP BEEP BORP UP WITH ALTERNATING CURRENT DOWN WITH DIRECT CURRENT BEEP]]> Robo-King

The problem with robot dynasties is that the king is likely to outlive the civilization. In this situation, betrayal becomes essential. Also, BEEP BEEP BORP UP WITH ALTERNATING CURRENT DOWN WITH DIRECT CURRENT BEEP

]]> http://www.boatcrime.com/2010/03/28/robo-king/feed/ 3 Every 2000 Miles http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/11/12/every-2000-miles/ http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/11/12/every-2000-miles/#comments Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:00:00 +0000 Wes http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/11/12/every-2000-miles/ Every 2000 Miles

From now on when your car is due for an oil change you can refer to it as “sexually frustrated.”]]> Every 2000 Miles

From now on when your car is due for an oil change you can refer to it as “sexually frustrated.”

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