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		<title>Dinner is Served</title>
		<link>http://www.boatcrime.com/2010/11/17/dinner-is-served/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wes</dc:creator>
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		<title>Goldschläger</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2010 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Robo-King</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2010 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Power of Imagination: KNIFE FIGHTS</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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