Comments on: Introductions http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/08/18/introductions/ Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:51:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Thereminguy http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/08/18/introductions/#comment-572 Thereminguy Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:12:20 +0000 http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/08/18/introductions/#comment-572 Is is weird to be turned on by this comic? Is is weird to be turned on by this comic?

]]> By: Renee http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/08/18/introductions/#comment-504 Renee Fri, 02 Oct 2009 23:56:47 +0000 http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/08/18/introductions/#comment-504 Spam Alert! Spam Alert!

]]> By: Ethan http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/08/18/introductions/#comment-273 Ethan Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:26:18 +0000 http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/08/18/introductions/#comment-273 So, what's with all the pupils/irises these days? I was under the impression sclerae were the only ocular membranes officially sanctioned by ASP affiliates. So, what’s with all the pupils/irises these days? I was under the impression sclerae were the only ocular membranes officially sanctioned by ASP affiliates.

]]> By: Nick http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/08/18/introductions/#comment-251 Nick Thu, 20 Aug 2009 23:44:57 +0000 http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/08/18/introductions/#comment-251 I too hate it when that happens. I too hate it when that happens.

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