Comments on: Educated Raccoon Adventures! Episode 1 http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/07/03/educated-raccoon-adventures-episode-1/ Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:51:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Merkanzee http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/07/03/educated-raccoon-adventures-episode-1/#comment-4006 Merkanzee Sat, 12 Mar 2011 03:15:03 +0000 http://www.boatcrime.com/?p=42#comment-4006 I love that he's wearing a tie. I love that he’s wearing a tie.

]]> By: Richie http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/07/03/educated-raccoon-adventures-episode-1/#comment-3666 Richie Tue, 15 Feb 2011 03:46:04 +0000 http://www.boatcrime.com/?p=42#comment-3666 The joke is that you're the raccoon and you deserve to be shaved and then skinned and then shot. Several children will then read several post-modernist poems badly, while constantly asking how it's a poem if it doesn't rhyme. By the time they finish with the 3rd book you'll be so out of breath from scoffing and pretending to be an intellectual that you won't even get a boner staring at nude photos of Ayn Rand in Objectivist pamphlets like you regularly do. Now, unable even to achieve a hint of pleasure by pretending you've read "cool" "like, anarchist and anti-god shit, man" books on the internet, you find yourself a shell of the post-op transexual you used to be. It's a year late but you deserve it. The joke is that you’re the raccoon and you deserve to be shaved and then skinned and then shot. Several children will then read several post-modernist poems badly, while constantly asking how it’s a poem if it doesn’t rhyme. By the time they finish with the 3rd book you’ll be so out of breath from scoffing and pretending to be an intellectual that you won’t even get a boner staring at nude photos of Ayn Rand in Objectivist pamphlets like you regularly do. Now, unable even to achieve a hint of pleasure by pretending you’ve read “cool” “like, anarchist and anti-god shit, man” books on the internet, you find yourself a shell of the post-op transexual you used to be.

It’s a year late but you deserve it.

]]> By: Wardog http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/07/03/educated-raccoon-adventures-episode-1/#comment-406 Wardog Wed, 16 Sep 2009 00:03:34 +0000 http://www.boatcrime.com/?p=42#comment-406 My favorite boat crime... so far. My favorite boat crime… so far.

]]> By: JAKE http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/07/03/educated-raccoon-adventures-episode-1/#comment-260 JAKE Sat, 22 Aug 2009 15:17:27 +0000 http://www.boatcrime.com/?p=42#comment-260 Hahaha! Nice website you got there, bros! Hahaha! Nice website you got there, bros!

]]> By: Wolf http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/07/03/educated-raccoon-adventures-episode-1/#comment-241 Wolf Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:35:09 +0000 http://www.boatcrime.com/?p=42#comment-241 Only 8 of what?... Only 8 of what?…

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